pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
