are you still at the devil's house?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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