make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He felt like a one man threesome
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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