Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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