remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
