Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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