morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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