"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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