Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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