did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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