they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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