garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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