I wish I could teleport
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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