Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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