No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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