theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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