No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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