Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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