Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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