new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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