Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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