i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
