just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm eating all of the evidence.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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