she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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