Me. At least after what I've been through.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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