Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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