My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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