I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I bet he comes in French.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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