Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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