That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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