His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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