Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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