Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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