Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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