That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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