ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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