I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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