Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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