Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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