Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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