I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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