so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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