I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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