So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
