You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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