it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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