Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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