it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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