"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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