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So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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