After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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