What should our trivia night team be named?
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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