I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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