i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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