remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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