did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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