What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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