I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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